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Modern Expressions in Quality Management: A Customary Approach
Author:
David Orr
Published:
4/1/2008 9:28:30 PM
Pages:
80
Keywords:
automobiles,bodies,brachiosaurus,buddy holly,cell phones,chris mathews,dandelions,dateline nbc,david...
Audience Level:
Private
Genres:
Poetry / GeneralFiction / GeneralArt / General
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This is a book of 60 short writings composed in flashes. Subconscious poetry, minifiction, microfiction, nanofiction. Includes centerfold of busty model. |
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David writes movies and plays as part of the 19th State Collective, based in Bloomington, Indiana. |
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It probably won't come to anyone's great surprise that imaginary liquids do not outnumber real liquids. I think there's about one imaginary liquid I can even think of. Have you guessed it?
Crocodile tears.
The imaginary characteristics, or unique traits, of crocodile tears include the following:
- Brownish odour
- Pungent colour
- Anglophilic spelling tendency
- Resistance to lasers
- High BPS, but not too high
- Ability to inspire bulleted lists
Do you want the truth? You deserve it. A crocodile tear isn't actually a tiny volume of an imaginary liquid after all. A crocodile tear is an imaginary punctuation mark. It is my favourite.
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